When my mom was giving birth to me, I fell asleep halfway through. (They had to suck me out with a vacuum).

Whether being born or making ads, I’m pretty good at staying chill. The only difference is now, I have a fully developed skull.

I managed to stay awake long enough to write a resume. Maybe not long enough to proofreaf.

Also, I won Jeopardy! when I was 11.